Make this Independence Day a Foreign Oil Dependence Celebration!

Let's Celebrate Foreign Oil Dependence this Independence Day!

I'm making up my own holiday, and if anyone else has already created such a holiday, I apologize. Nevertheless, this 4th of July, I'm not going to just celebrate American Independence, I'm going to celebrate America's dependence upon foreign oil.

This 4th of July is going to be my Foreign Oil Dependence Day Celebration!

Let's celebrate not just the first Iraq War, but both Iraq Wars!
Let's celebrate the Iranian hostage crisis and gas lines!
Let's celebrate $3.00 gas and pray for $5.00 gas!
Let's celebrate oil-funded terrorism!
Let's celebrate record oil company profits, as the gap between the rich and the poor widens!
Let's celebrate the suppression of technology!
Let's celebrate acid rain, smog and global warming!

This 4th of July, let's celebrate Foreign Oil Dependency Day! More on Foreign Oil Dependence Day.